You Might Be a Global Warming Freak if...

[IHL]

In the past year or so it seems everything, and I mean everything has been blamed on global warming. More snow, less snow, more hurricanes, no hurricanes - it seems there were more things blamed on global warming than I could even keep track of. So I started keeping track. As I starting digging I literally could not believe some of the things I found. Anyone who has spent 30 seconds on this site knows there are two things I hate (well, besides liberals of course) and that is gun control and the global warming freaks.

So, sit down, park the SUV in the driveway, fire up the environmentally unfriendly barbecue grill and get a load of just some of the things I've found. You are sure to get a good laugh out of it. I know I did. (Hopefully the links will remain live, but these are, or were, real headlines.)

Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2008/04/02/turner-iraqi-insurgents-patriots-inaction-warming-cannibalism)

Global warming set to fan HIV (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23621210-26103,00.html)

Global Warming and Risks of Severe Acne (http://pressmediawire.com/article.cfm?articleID=4626)

Adoption Group: Cat Invasion Due to Global Warming (http://www.livescience.com/animals/070606_gw_pets.html)

Hotel places Gore's global warming book in night stand instead of Bible (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20670001&refer=us&sid=afIESX3LdgnQ)

Toursist Cause Global Warming (http://www.news24.com/News24/Technology/News/0,9294,2-13-1443_2086930,00.html)

Climate change shifts sheep shape (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6453615.stm)

How Global Warming Can Cool the Planet (http://www.livescience.com/forcesofnature/041217_sealevel_rise.html)

Climate change blamed for cockroach migration (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200703/s1871398.htm)

Hornets Hit France and Could Reach Britain (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/02/21/whornets21.xml) (Global warming has largely been blamed for the survival and spread of the Asian Hornet)
Valentine bouquets 'are bad for the planet' (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/02/10/nbouquet10.xml) (Air freighting flowers half way round the world contributes to global warming.)

Global warming improves sex life of seals (http://news.mongabay.com/2006/1214-seals.html)

Global Warming Simultaneously Baking, Freezing Europe, Alarmist Activists Claim (http://www.heartland.org/Article.cfm?artId=18445)

Global Warming May Be Cause of Earth's Dimming Light (http://www.sci-tech-today.com/story.xhtml?story_id=24287)

Japan Fish Catches May Drop Because of Global Warming (http://www.fishclimate.ca/pdf/Japan_Fisheries.pdf)

Fisheries Experts Credit Global Waring for Unexpected (http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/7947557p-7841020c.html)(higher) (http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/7947557p-7841020c.html) Salmon Numbers (http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/7947557p-7841020c.html)

A Season A Tad Off Color, And Here's Why (http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F4061EFB3C5B0C758DDDA90994DD4044 82)

Are these colours caused by global warming? (http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/thisweek/story/0,12977,1353258,00.html)

Polar bears defy extinction threat (http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=143012005)

Melting Planet (http://www.countercurrents.org/cc-carrell041005.htm) (But, like its vast Arctic home, the polar bear is under unprecedented threat. Both are disappearing with alarming speed.)

Global warming sees polar bears stranded on melting ice (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=433170&in_page_id=1770)

Climate linked to plague increase (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/5271502.stm)

Gingerbread houses latest victim of global warming (http://www.terradaily.com/2006/061211182846.nwcc15td.html)

Eight-legged invasion as new spider species crawl northwards (http://news.scotsman.com/scitech.cfm?id=2020882005)

Global warming possibly linked to an enhanced risk of suicide (http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6T2X-4MV71C2-1&_user=777686&_rdoc=1&_fmt=&_orig=search&_sort=d&view=c&_acct=C000043031&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=777686&md5=30dc7fda0cf2ed6cd676fe99048ba4c0)

Global Warming May Trigger Ice Sheet Growth (http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20020927213400data_trunc_sys.shtml)

Massive Polar Glacier Melting (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2001/02/02/archive/main269304.shtml)

Can Earth Explode As A Result of Global Warming? (http://nujournal.net/core.pdf)

Scientists to Re-Measure Mt. Everest Over Shrinking Fears (http://greennature.com/article2420.html)

Taller Mountains Blamed on Global Warming, Too (http://www.theamericanright.com/forums/Taller%20Mountains%20Blamed%20on%20Global%20Warmin g,%20Too)

Another global warming gift: itchier poison ivy (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13046200/)

Premiums up? Blame global warming (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/26/1064083194606.html)

Photo in the News: "Global Warming Beer" Taps Melted Arctic Ice (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060803-warming-beer.html)

Climate change contributed to building's collapse (http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1594310.ece)

Warming world 'means longer days' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1816860.stm)(earth rotation slowing)

UNEP warns of ‘planet spinning of out control' as Kyoto takes effect (http://www.jang.com.pk/thenews/feb2005-daily/17-02-2005/world/w1.htm)

Global warming ends white Christmas (http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2026812005)

[JohnReagan]

hahaha.... I'm going to blow up the earth because I drive my 14 miles per gallon Chev. Suburban. Amazing. Maybe I'll hop in my gas guzzler, wait for the explosion, fly off into space, and find Utopia. Maybe a nice planet infected with global freezing.

[dixiegirl]

i'm blaming my act score on global warming, not my fault i'm stupid, the earths changing atmosphere is to blame

[Dr. Madd]

Al Gore, by his own admission invented the internet. The Internet contributed to the Computer industry, causing the rise of factories and pollution, the mining of silicon, the copyright crisis, and computer viruses.. It's all your fault, AL!

[RIGHT in the middle]

I am with MADD on this one. We finally got it back to AL. What's that game called again.

[MightForRight]

I am with MADD on this one. We finally got it back to AL. What's that game called again.

6 degrees of seperation?

[Dr. Madd]

Not to mention that Al Gore's fortune was based off strip mining in East Tennessee.

[martha]

Not to mention that Al Gore's fortune was based off strip mining in East Tennessee.

..and also tobacco, right?

[Topiary Lady]

Well it's been rather unseasonably warm over here for the last week or so. Since we are now spending more and more time outside because of this great weather I am going to have to blame Global Warming everytime my eyes sting because I got a little sunscreen in them. Ouchie! :eek:

GLOBAL WARMING WARNING:
T.L. get sunscreen in eye! News at 11:00
Don't let this happen to you!!!

[Dr. Madd]

You ok, TL? That stuff could be dangerous. It's colder than Hillary's heart here in Tennessee.

[RIGHT in the middle]

It's even been cold hear in California. It got down to like 3 and 4 degrees a couple of weeks ago.

[Dr. Madd]

Darn that Global warming for making everything so cold. *Puts pan under this post to catch the sarcasm.*

[IHL]

I added a new one to the top of the list...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/core/i/t.gif Valentine bouquets 'are bad for the planet' (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/02/10/nbouquet10.xml)


"Honey, I didn't forget to send you flowers on Valentines Day... I was just trying to stop global warming. Yeah, that's it... I was just being kind to the environment."

[Bumblebee]

President of Czeh Republic says man-made global warming is a 'myth' and questions Al Gore's sanity. Link (http://www.drudgereport.com/flash.htm) :tongue:

[RIGHT in the middle]

That was some good reading. Funny how the book is comeing out right after the Dems. slam the reps. for paying off Scientists to lean there way. Clinton use to use this tactic all the time. I do believe we need to cut back on what we can and look for cleaner ways to do things. That is because I live in LA and I used to be able to see the ocean from where I lived and now I can't so it is a problem. It's ruining my view and it needs to stop.

[Dr. Madd]

President of Czeh Republic says man-made global warming is a 'myth' and questions Al Gore's sanity. Link (http://www.drudgereport.com/flash.htm) :tongue:

It's about time that someone said that the emperor has no clothes.

[Bumblebee]

This is an even more interesting article (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1363818.ece). It exposes global/climate for what it is: A money making industry that deals harshly with anyone or anything that threatens their cash flow. Also, read their new experiment.

[Dr. Madd]

There's nothing new here. An imagined Crisis(And we all know Liberals love a crisis.. If there's not one, they'll make one up) brings out the mooniness of moonbats. Something they can use to take away people's free rights.

[IHL]

Here is another one... The Hornets are coming!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/02/21/whornets21.xml

[IHL]

The latest...

The sheep are changing shape. You have got to be kidding me. Sheep have been around for thousands and thousands, if not millions of years. And now they are changing shape because the planet has allegedly warm 6/10's of a degree?

It just proves, some people will believe anything.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6453615.stm

[Topiary Lady]

Well I think this one may just be true IHL.

Starr Jones, for example, seems to be melting faster than a polar ice cap. I, on the other hand, put on 1 pound since last friday and I'm sure it had nothing to do, no, nothing at all, with that pizza Mr. T and I ate over the weekend. I'm pretty sure I'm suffering from the same thing the sheep are suffering from.:icon_lol: I blame it all on global warming.

[Bumblebee]

Giant Hornets and now sheeps changing their shapes. TL, I think you might be on to something.

[IHL]

And now its the tourists...


Tourists cause global warming (http://www.news24.com/News24/Technology/News/0,9294,2-13-1443_2086930,00.html)

[Dr. Madd]

And now its the tourists...


Tourists cause global warming (http://www.news24.com/News24/Technology/News/0,9294,2-13-1443_2086930,00.html)

What? Are they changing shape, too?:icon_lol:

[Topiary Lady]

I like this one:

http://events.stepitup2007.org/events/show/45

See? The CodePink(O)'s are going to demonstrate against global warming, but they are going to hold their little hippy-fest at the beach (because it's nice and WARM there you know.):icon_lol:

For some reason that just strikes me as so delightful that I may have to go just to watch them frolick in the nice WARM sun, sand and surf. Really, I should raid my savings account and hire one of those companies that makes fake snow and have it blown all over the bathing-uglies on their beach towels. You know, just so they can have their wishes for colder weather come true. They can then build igloos instead of sand castles, although they might find this difficult because many of them have probably never touched snow before and might find it frightening. Now that really would make me feel all WARM and fuzzy inside though to see them out there with their lips turning blue while they scramble about trying to escape my giant snow machine. They'd be singing the praises of warm weather by the time the day is done. :icon_wink Let it not be said that T.L. is not a giver at heart.