Merry Christmas

[dixiegirl]

i just wanted to remind everyone to wish the A.C.L.U. a very merry Christmas!

[IHL]

You better not. They'll have you in court so fast your head will spin.

Remember, this is the group that fought to have Nativity scenes removed but will also fight for your right to have sex with one of the sheep in it.

As for your comment about the second ammendment, (which will be removed soon), it shows you have no clue about which you speak.

"Cornell, a leading constitutional historian, shows that the Founders understood the right to bear arms as neither an individual nor a collective right, but as a civic right--an obligation citizens owed to the state to arm themselves so that they could participate in a well regulated militia."

A militia is always subject to federal, state, or local government control. A "private" militia or army not under government control could be considered illegal and in rebellion, and as a result subject to harsh punishment. Therefore, a 'well-regulated militia, by definition, is not the 'army' that you imply it is.

[dixiegirl]

i never implied an "army," you missed my point completely. i was saying, the second amendment states the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed...thats all, left wingers turn the bill of rights into everything it isn't, my statement was trying to prove that point

[IHL]

If I misunderstood, I apologize but the signature seemed to imply something else entirely.

The whole gun control thing has been touching a nerve lately. I guess I get a little fed up with people forbiding me the right to defend myself. Not that you did but plenty try to.

[dixiegirl]

thats what i'm pissed about too, i was just making a statement to show how arrogant liberals are about gun rights. we're on the same side here, sorry if it was confusing, it was sarcasim. my right to have a gun is written in stone and nobody should take it away

[IHL]

Well again, I apologize. My comments towards you were out of place so I'm redirecting them towards all those ignorant gun control advocates.

[Dr. Madd]

if people come for my gun, I'll shoot them with my crossbow and chop off their heads.

[dixiegirl]

ah no worries, its all good.
Madd- shouldn't it be come for my guns, not gun

[Guns R Cool]

Maybe he only has one.

[dixiegirl]

thats what i'm saying, shouldn't he have more than one

[Dr. Madd]

I have four guns.. Three muzzleloaders and an french police automatic pistol

[Tater]

I love guns!!! Uncle Madd Witch Dr. and myself sometimes go targetshooting

[Dr. Madd]

Tater! I got a new toy this week.. A nice .40 caliber Blowgun.

[the-man]

I have four guns.. Three muzzleloaders and an french police automatic pistol

So is that a oxy-moron?

[Phantom Stranger]

i just wanted to remind everyone to wish the A.C.L.U. a very merry Christmas!

Will do.

[Phantom Stranger]

I love guns!!! Uncle Madd Witch Dr. and myself sometimes go targetshooting

Mind if I join in on the shooting match?

[Dr. Madd]

Mind if I join in on the shooting match?

Tater and Witchdr haven't been on in some time, Phantom. You're more'n welcome to come shoot blowguns with me anytime.

[Phantom Stranger]

Tater and Witchdr haven't been on in some time, Phantom. You're more'n welcome to come shoot blowguns with me anytime.

Okay, but I prefer the bow and arrow

[KSigMason]

Okay, but I prefer the bow and arrow
I'll take the crossbow!

[Dr. Madd]

I've got a crossbow. I'm a fair shot.

[i_love_being_so_wicked]

I was so going to freak out when I saw this post up. For a minute I thought that Dixie had come back until I clicked on the thread and saw the posting date. You guys need to quit posting on ancient threads like this because I am getting confused, lol.

[submarinepainter]

crossbows are pretty cool. what are those little crossbows called , they look like pistols ?

[Glaudge]

here is what you do

1. find aclu member drunk in a bar
2. date rape drug, or just get them more drunk to where alcohol becomes the date rape drug.
3. knock them out, it wont be hard
4. for the bar folks, tell everybody youre with them and have somebody carry them to youre car
5. make a tattoo on them that says merry christmas in bold letters, and some other thing that gets em pissed
6. take them on some backroad in a forest
7. leave them
8. ???
9. PROFIT!

[Dr. Madd]

crossbows are pretty cool. what are those little crossbows called , they look like pistols ?

Pistol crossbows. I have a nice one.

[Dr. Madd]

here is what you do

1. find aclu member drunk in a bar
2. date rape drug, or just get them more drunk to where alcohol becomes the date rape drug.
3. knock them out, it wont be hard
4. for the bar folks, tell everybody youre with them and have somebody carry them to youre car
5. make a tattoo on them that says merry christmas in bold letters, and some other thing that gets em pissed
6. take them on some backroad in a forest
7. leave them
8. ???
9. PROFIT!

8. Leave them around a bunch of lonely hillbillies with a thing for the squealing of pigs.