Pay close attention to this.

[HillBilly]

I cross the border, poor and broke,
Sneak in country, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Says I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid... it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

They come in rafts and pickup trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house and say:

"Find more cousins for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family, they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Whites all gone, they no good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby -- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Meh-hee-co.

Source: Unknown. Disclaimer: If this post offends you, good. I'm glad. That means you're either a freeloading, immigrant scum bag that this poem applies to, or a left wing dirtbag that doesn't belong here in the first place. In either case, I'm good and goddamned GLAD I offended you, and the very thought of you sitting there in front of your pretty little iMac, sipping your latte and fuming in your own righteousness, will not only help me sleep better tonight, but it will motivate me to work even harder at further offending you in the future... which I personally swear before all that is holy and sacred to you, EXACTLY what I intend to do every single day of my life. So burn in hell, scumbags. To the rest of you, enjoy. :)

[DoleIn08]

for some reason i doubt you have the creativity to come up with that. if you did, props.

maybe a lil less spic hating next time?

[HillBilly]

I never claimed to come up with it, but thanks for the slight. However, I do apologize for not adding "Source Unknown" to the post.

Typical left-winger to call me on something like that AND add an insult to it. If you don't like the "spic-hating" truth behind it, I suggest you write your own. I'm not your personal poet.

[erichthewebguy]

How was anything in that "spic hating?" DoleIn08, you should provide something to back up your argument, because I am just not feelin' it!

The poem was great, and very relevant and pointed. Nice post.

[HillBilly]

Thanks, Rich :) Glad you enjoyed it... sad as it is.

Dole: There. I gave proper credit (or removed any implied self-credit, as it were) and threw in a legal disclaimer JUST for you :) Happy now?

[Wicked Jester]

I'm not your personal poet.

I could have sworn you were his personal poet.

Damn!

Wrong again!

[DoleIn08]

lol,

i myself lack the creativity to come up with a 36 line poem also.

[Peace_by_superior _power]

I never claimed to come up with it, but thanks for the slight. However, I do apologize for not adding "Source Unknown" to the post.

Typical left-winger to call me on something like that AND add an insult to it. If you don't like the "spic-hating" truth behind it, I suggest you write your own. I'm not your personal poet.

im hispanic! generalizations are whats wrong with us..im a hard working conservative and i defend it conservatives every chance i can in my liberal state (illinois). i do my part for our cause.. .o and by the way i do want the borders secure; illegal imigration should be stopped, but have some empathy because no matter what u say your grandparents came here looking for a better life too.

[Wicked Jester]

I am German Italian Irish

If I got offended and teary eyed everytime someone talked about the Nazis, the mob, or said I was a drunk.

I would..

I would ..

be a doushbag.

Go post on DU if you want the PC police to save the day.

If not quit your pissing and moaning.

[Peace_by_superior _power]

last time i checked the majority of people on this site are 100 white ( i dont see how im any diffrent from anyother european because my ancestors are from northern spain and northern italy and ya i have vary fair skin, but whatever thats not important) and no one here is comming saying anything about anyother nationalities or saying your white trash or whatever and when they do you gang up on them, but if you publish this, which everyone loved so much, and say dont go get offended by that then f*ck you; you are a disgrace to your family and your heritage. the problem with our party is people like you. lets stop immigration because im doing well, you need to realize is that all your grandparents were immigrants and immigrants are an essential part of our economy (see http://www.iwfr.org/facts.asp) they add 10 billion to the economy, pay 133 billion in taxes and much more read the artical. im not offened at the post; you have the right to your opinion, im offened that when i defend my postion you attack me. we need to start embracing all americans as americans maybe then we can turn more blue states red.

[Peace_by_superior _power]

granted there are people who take advantage but thats not why im posting again. if people are calling you a nazi and a drunk they are as backwards and ill informed as you...

[HillBilly]

Peace, you can't let this offend you. If you're here legally, and you're a hard working law abiding citizen just trying to make a good life for yourself and your family, then it obviously doesn't apply to you. If anything, you should be more angry than I am about what your kinsmen are doing, because you obviously feel that they're giving you a bad name. Did you sneak in this country? Are you feeding off the welfare system? Jesus Christ, did you even READ the damned poem?!?!?!

And yes, most of us here are from people who immigrated here. Guess what? THAT WAS 200 DAMNED YEARS AGO. The population was like 37. Immigration WAS a good idea back then, IT'S NOT ANYMORE. English, Irish, Italian, German, etc. descendants DIDN'T COME HERE AND MOOCH OFF THE WELFARE SYSTEM. Our own goddamned LEFT WING politicians DIDN'T TAKE FROM LEGAL CITIZENS TO GIVE TO ILLEGALS. They had to WORK HARD, try to fit in, and BECOME AMERICANS. THAT is what built this country, taco... not floating in on cardboard rafts and STEALING MONEY from decent, hardworking Americans like you and I.

Now, I'm willing to accept that you ARE indeed a hard working, law abiding, peaceful AMERICAN CITIZEN, regardless of where you were born or what nationality you are. That puts YOU on OUR side of the table. You should be EVERY DAMNED BIT as pissed as we are by the actions of illegal immigrants, whether they hail from Mexico or Iran.

Sure, there are plenty of natural born citizens who are scum bags and feeding off the system, but the difference is, while they are still scum, THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE.

So if you're offended by this poem, which I think I've made quite clear that I didn't write, then too goddamned bad. I am *NOT* politically correct, and I refuse to be. DEAL WITH IT.

[DoleIn08]

hillbilly you forget not everyone is a narc and wants to get people in trouble.

[HillBilly]

......huh?

[DoleIn08]

some people dont like sending people to jail, cause they know how much it sucks.

nobody likes a tattletale.

[HillBilly]

First of all, that would be a "rat" not a "narc". A "narc" is an undercover vice detective, which I would LOVE to be, actually.

Second of all, who said anything about putting people in jail?

[Guns R Cool]

some people dont like sending people to jail, cause they know how much it sucks.

nobody likes a tattletale.

You should probably recant what you said, it makes you sound stupid.