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Oi_Ve
01-22-2006, 09:59 PM
Yesterday evening the light in my ceiling fan burnt out and if I wanted to replace I was going to need a latter, so I visited Lowes today and picked one up.

Got home, changed the bulb, and got ready to throw away the plastic wrap and instructions that came with the ladder when I noticed something: there were 41 instructions on how to use the ladder.

41 instructions! For a damn ladder!

Steps included such wise statements as: wear slip resistant shoes, don't over reach, and use side with flat steps.

That got me thinking, why exaclty did the people who made this ladder put all those steps in?

Fear of being sued, that's why.

I suffer from occasional boughts of insomnia, so I keep a bottle of sleeping pills around the house (that and you never know when you just might need someone rendered uncnscious :icon_bigg ).

The instructions on them read: warning: may cause drowziness

Ever read the instructions on a candle? Some include the suggestion "don't eat the candle". Wow, thanks alot for the tip!

Many of you may shrug and say "hey, there are some dumb people out there, just look at liberals" or "got to avoid those suits". But this isn't something to shrug off.

Labels are now so ridiculously basic that many people simply ignore the damn things all together, and thus they don't read the labels they should read.

Also, these lawsuits are costing YOU money and are stagnating inventive thinking. Lawsuits tack on roughly $500 on the price of a car; with pacemakers its $3000.

Some of you might be familiar with the name Peter Angelos: he owns the Baltimore Orielos. He bought it with the money he got from asbestos litigation which put Ownes Corning, Armstrong World Industries, WR Grace, USG Corporation, Federal-Mogul Corporation, and Kaiser Aluminum of Houston out of business (oh, and put about 60,000 people out of work). And the lawsuits don't stop with people who made asbestos: Keene Corp, which USED to make asbestos BEFORE it was sold to a new owner, Glenn Bailey, has been put out of business. Oh, and now they're going after Sear, Chrysler, Ford, and 6000 other companies.

All of that litigation costs money, and you end up picking up the tab 100% of the time.

Before the 1980's there were 25 drug companies that researched and manufactored vaccines. Then a lawyer somewhere convinced a jury that a vaccine caused autism in babies (which is impossible to prove) and the flood gates opened up and wide. Today there are 5 companies making vaccines, and they do it at a snail's pace.

Meanwhile we're facing terrorists with possible bioweapons like anthrax, small pox and more, bird flu, AIDS, SARS (man, haven't seen that in the news recently) and God only knows what else. Am I the only one who thinks these lawyers have compromised national security?

Food for thought...digest and enjoy

Wicked Jester
01-22-2006, 11:08 PM
My mom worked for an asbestos lawfirm for about 14 years as a secretary. The things those companys you listed did should have gotten them all the death penalty.

These companies knew that asbestos caused mesothelioma and yet still sold it. When people started dying they paid people off, strong armed families and did anything they could to keep it quiet.

They sentenced thousands of people to death right here in my hometown of Pittsburgh because it was all over our steel mills.

This stuff was so dangerous it wiped out alot of whole families. Steel workers would come home from work with asbestos particles in thier clothing and thier wives and children ended up getting mesothelioma.

You can only get mesothelioma from asbestos exposure and alot of the woman and children died that had never set foot into a steel mill.

You want to talk about a horrible way to die. I won't even go into how bad it is to get mesothelioma look it up and read what a terrible death these people suffered.

Owens Corning and the rest knew damn well it was happening and there are reams and reams of in house documentation orderin git to be kept quiet. They were so guilty that you can't even sue them anymore. If you are diagnosed with mesothelioma they figure out how much money you get on a sliding scale table and you get a lump sum.

Oh and also 95% of these people don't even make it to trial (when there were still cases) Once you are diagnosed you get 6 months. The bad part is they are the worst 6 months you can imagine.

Its hard to watch a proud steel worker whittle away to nothing and upon death be a frail shell of a man

I know becasue I saw it happen to both my uncles.

I hate shitty lawsuits as much as anyone, but when it comes to asbestos these companies did not near pay enough to how they gutted alot of proud men on Pittsburgh.

Oi_Ve
01-22-2006, 11:59 PM
I agree, WJ, that those companies need to pay: I apologize, I never meant to give the impression that they should not pay...for the people they injured and hurt.

But 90%, 90% of ALL asbestos cases filed in the U.S., including many which bankrupted those above businesses are levied by people who are NOT suffering from any asbestos related disease.

But the lawyers flock to them like vultures to a carcass.

Then the people who HAVE been hurt don't get the compensation they are entitled to, AND people lose their jobs.