Hi

[The Sheriff]

I'm a stubborn, greedy, cold-blooded, homophobic, imperialistic sociopath. At least that's what nearly everyone I know regards me as. I'm sure that has very little to do with the fact that I very likely live in Liberal Central of the battleground state of Ohio. When I mean "liberal," I mean Michael Moore as a mainstream fountain of truth with the selfless gift that keeps on giving. I mean a place where people don't bother running with parties in local elections because "Democrat" is redundant and "Republican" is suicide. I mean a place where I wouldn't be surprised if there became a Sharp Objects Ban outlawing any pencil sharpeners that would continue to sharpen pencils after a certain point. This is a place where the two lone conservatives in the school, even if they aren't Republicans, are considered extremists, even when only one of them is a bit too far to the right, as if there even is such a thing nowadays. That'd be me. In all fairness, I was actually much more centered when I was younger, but once I got a more open and sharper mind, somehow the logic behind most leftist arguments vanished. I'm still trying to look for it, but no success thus far. How about you guys?

[Bumblebee]

I just finished giving you a welcome on another thread. So, welcome, welcome,and welcome again. :icon_mrgr

[Wadi66]

Welcome to the forum.

The leftist logic you're looking for is either a fairytale or its extinct. Abandon your search, its wasted energy and time.

[Goose]

From a fellow Ohioan, welcome to the site.

[The Sheriff]

Thanks for the warm welcome. There is an upside to my area though: we're close to a big Budweiser factory. Goose knows what I'm talking about. Of course, with tobacco already slaughtered, alcohol's open for the killing. As the NRA knows all too well, guns are basically the devil's pitchfork when it comes to the city.

[RightisRightLeftisWrong]

Welcome! from the coolest guy on IHL.

[Schmitty27]

Yep, that's why RRLW has Star Wars for an avatar.

[Yankee Doodle]

Welcome Sheriff.

I think you'll start to learn that around these here parts you have many-a-compadre who shares some or all of your views.

Looking forward to your posts.

Long live conservatism in Ohio!!!

[Goose]

we're close to a big Budweiser factory. Goose knows what I'm talking about. Yeah I know that one; it always smells like french fries when I drive by.



Welcome! from the coolest guy on IHL. Thanks RRLW, but I don't need you to speak for me. I'm capable of welcoming people myself.

[The Sheriff]

That's a smell of beer a-brewin, buddy. You can buy it by the keg.

[RightisRightLeftisWrong]

Yep, that's why RRLW has Star Wars for an avatar.

Hey leave my avatar out of this oright.


Thanks RRLW, but I don't need you to speak for me. I'm capable of welcoming people myself.

Man Goose how many times do I have to tell you to stop getting confused who is the cool one around here.

[Argonath]

I didn't figure the Forerunner as 'liberal hell' MC.

[Argonath]

Heh, okay. Wait, wait, wait. . . the Forerunner has a school?

[USsailor]

welcome sheriff, these guys are great arent they. i love this site and america. so do the rest of them. so welcome aboard.

[Arbiter]

Yep, that's why RRLW has Star Wars for an avatar.

LMAO!!!

self proclaimed cool eh rrlw?
hmm... you do actually see that avatar dont you?

not to mention your... location... wtf? :confused: