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Argonath
10-22-2005, 08:52 PM
As most of us no doubt know, Saddam Hussein began his trial, then demanded another month to form his case. Now, before he comes back, what do you guys think he'll say?
Oi_Ve
10-22-2005, 09:42 PM
"you've got the wrong me"
"it was the one armed man"*
"momar made me do it"
"I just kept saying 'one more Kurd wouldn't hurt' and then they were gone"**
"I was holding that serine gas for a friend"
"Bitch, do you know who I am?!"
"I did not sexually torture that woman"
"The Kurds obstructed my view of Venus"***
"You ever put jumper cables on a man's nipples? You ever try and say 'no' to that? It's hard!"
"I'm mentally unstable"
"I don't speak English or Arabic"
"Those were bombs?! I told those boys to send aid packages!"

* 10 points if you get the reference
** 100 points if you get the reference (remove Kurd). Hint: its from an animated tv show
*** a kajillion points if you get the reference. Its from everyone's favorite "walking spitoon"
All American Kid
10-22-2005, 10:21 PM
"The Kurds obstructed my view of Venus"***


Marvin the Marsian??

Gee an all I was going to put down what Saddam would say was “I AM LEADER OF IRAQ”
Schmitty27
10-22-2005, 10:49 PM
He will say because it worked for another man in power before..."I did not have sexual relations with that women. Oh, and I tried it once but I didn't inhale."
Goose
10-22-2005, 10:56 PM
"it was the one armed man"*
That one is from "The Fugitive".
Oi_Ve
10-23-2005, 12:26 AM
a kajillion points for AAK
and ten points for Goose
Guns R Cool
10-23-2005, 12:43 AM
Sadam is doing the typical "I'm screwed so I might as well delay my execution for as long as possible." He's guilty and he knows that he is dead. Once he is convicted, he'll appeal as many times as possible.
Benado
10-24-2005, 09:26 AM
"I just kept saying 'one more Kurd wouldn't hurt' and then they were gone"**

Is that from the Simpsons where Homer shot all the buffalo?
Oi_Ve
10-25-2005, 11:25 AM
Is that from the Simpsons where Homer shot all the buffalo?

Futurama where the crab guy was talking about anchovies
Oi_Ve
10-25-2005, 11:27 AM
In all actuality, Saddam will probably attack America's right to invade his country, as well our right to do half the things we do, and, in the course of three hours of questioning, make a more valid point than the entire left wing has in three years
Benado
10-25-2005, 02:31 PM
Futurama where the crab guy was talking about anchovies
Do I get half credit becaue The Simpsons and Futurama are made by the same guy?
Madcowhunter
10-25-2005, 02:46 PM
Futurama where the crab guy was talking about anchovies

I think his name is Zoiberg, or Zoyburg, I don't know how to spell it.
Guns R Cool
10-25-2005, 08:21 PM
Dr. Zoidberg
HOKIEHUNTER
10-28-2005, 10:32 PM
Q: Is it true you massacred tens of thousands of your own people

A: Well, it depends on what the definition of is, is (somethin i learned from my good buddy bill)...