Fanatic right wing newbian's call for BLOOD so that USA survives !!!

[Yankee Doodle]

Hi everyone,

Just wanted to introduce myself to the forum and the site in general.

Listen, screw our lust for oil. That is already old news. Take away all the oil in the world forever and . . . well, it would suck. Industry would suffer, our markets would crash, and our mode of transportation, industry, and economy would change forever, . . . but . . . we would more or less survive.

On the other hand, WATER is life!!! You take away fresh water for two days and humans DIE.

Water is the blue gold, the new oil, the ALPHA and the OMEGA or whatever higher designation you want to give it.

What does all this mean and why does yours truly (a cantankerous right winger newbian on this site) have to say about it?

Simple! ---> our neighbour to the north, CANADA, owns over 15% of the world's fresh water supply.

Should we ask for some? Should we trade for some? Should we begin negotiations for it?

NO, you stupid morons!!!! WATER IS LIFE ITSELF. Oil is not.

Listen, if WE WANT TO SURVIVE in about twenty years from now, we need to get fresh water.

If the USA is willing to bomb and desecrate tens of thousands of Iraqis to get oil (which is a convenient moniker of a healthy economy) then we must be prepared to bomb the hell out of those useless Canadians and take their water (since, you know, water is the convenient moniker of LIFE ITSELF!!)

Time to grow up, fellow Americans so that we can survive. Laugh it up if you will regarding our lust for oil (and I love oil myself, 'cause I own a big mean SUV) but WATER is what we need for American survival and dominance.

Let'sa start a serious discussion.

Myself, I'm ready to begin by melting the hockey rinks of Canadians, draining all their rivers and lakes, etc. That is the first step. The second is to bomb them outright in the good old American way . . . we may as well kill them because they will die of dehydration anyway after we take their water.

[Wadi66]

Hmmmmmm...........

[Miro Satan Fan]

Myself, I'm ready to begin by melting the hockey rinks of Canadians, draining all their rivers and lakes, etc. That is the first step. The second is to bomb them outright in the good old American way . . . we may as well kill them because they will die of dehydration anyway after we take their water.
You stay way from the hockey rinks!!! Taking over Canada would last three hours. Their police ride ponies and their definition of a tank is a 1971 ford pick-up with a shotgun on top. Hell even the Inuits would help us. But the main problem of your idea is that Canada gets its fresh water from glaciers. How are you planning to move the glaciers?

[Yankee Doodle]

But the main problem of your idea is that Canada gets its fresh water from glaciers. How are you planning to move the glaciers?


Who says I want to move the glaciers?

Maybe it is time we just take over the country, fulfill Manifest Destiny, and take over this entire continent. Including Canada.

Then we can just tap the glacier in our new home land.

Personally, I think Canada will be a fine addition to the USA. It's landmass is larger and more untouched. We'll just tap into all its resources on the spot.

Everyone thinks I'm kidding when I speak of this. I'm not. I'm being a progressive, forward thinker because the USA will need a few things that Canada has:

1) water
2) oil
3) softwood lumber
4) their fertile women

ha ha!

[Android]

How are you planning to move the glaciers?
Thats easy, Big Zambonies. Next stupid question please. :icon_lol:

[Topiary Lady]

Here in San Diego they tried to implement a system that would recycle our drinking water. It's called the 'Toilet To Tap' program. I know I kid around a lot on this site, but this is no joke. Who would support such a thing? Taa Daa...it's Mayoral candidate and LIBERAL loonball Donna Frye!

That's right folks, the liberals want us to drink shit water. Just because they are full of it, they want everyone else to be as well?

Welcome to the site Yankee Doodle.

[LiberalsAreBabyKillers!]

Here in San Diego they tried to implement a system that would recycle our drinking water. It's called the 'Toilet To Tap' program. I know I kid around a lot on this site, but this is no joke. Who would support such a thing? Taa Daa...it's Mayoral candidate and LIBERAL loonball Donna Frye!

That's right folks, the liberals want us to drink shit water. Just because they are full of it, they want everyone else to be as well?

Welcome to the site Yankee Doodle.

ROTFL!!!!!!!

[proud_canuck]

Listen here f*ck tard. It is not our problem that you have a bigger cut of the great lakes and still can't manage your water supplies well enough to support your population. Maybe if the hics in Texas cut down on their excessive lawn watering there would be more for everyone. And give me a f*cking break... the U.S.A has tons of trees but you morons keep cutting them down to expand your precious corporations.

Well I hate to break it to you people, but us Canucks are much cooler people. We are open minded, love to smoke marijuana, don't care if gays marry (the straight people protest simply by not marrying other dudes) which Americans don't seem to understand. It is good in America, as long as one parties views are enforced onto another.

Another great thing about Canada: most of us stopped believing and basing our social issues on the magical fictacious person Americans refer to as Jesus. (was it jesus?? is that the name, im not sure...)

One final thing, we give so much oil to india, and china, if you guys even thought of taking over it would be the entire international community to our rescue since... what is that reason again??? OH YEAH!!!


EVERYBODY LIKES US, AND NOBODY LIKES YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Argonath]

Hey! A Canadian! I like you guys, you gave us Pamela Anderson AND Jim Carey. You guys made the ultimate sacrifice. :eek:

[erichthewebguy]

Let'sa start a serious discussion.
I would love to... But I see no evidence of that here!

[7i7i7]

Hello Yankee Doodle.

[the-man]

then we must be prepared to bomb the hell out of those useless Canadians and take their water



I like you guys, you gave us Pamela Anderson AND Jim Carey. You guys made the ultimate sacrifice.

OOOOOHHHH beat down.

[Wadi66]

This thread is old and was short lived for a reason....

[Argonath]

Unfortunatley, it doesn't mean we're liked by everyone on earth. Chris Rock put it best when he said: "America is like the uncle that paid your way through collage. . . but molested you".

[Dagummit]

yankee doodle,

First time I read this post. I must say that you are freaking off your rocker. Invade Canada for thier water? Are you freaking nuts? (oh, I already know that answer).

You need medication and some serious therapy. And the USA has plenty of water.

Also, I never heard of an engine that runs on water, what are you going to do for travel, walk everywhere?

[Dagummit]

Listen here f*ck tard. It is not our problem that you have a bigger cut of the great lakes and still can't manage your water supplies well enough to support your population. Maybe if the hics in Texas cut down on their excessive lawn watering there would be more for everyone. And give me a f*cking break... the U.S.A has tons of trees but you morons keep cutting them down to expand your precious corporations.

Well I hate to break it to you people, but us Canucks are much cooler people. We are open minded, love to smoke marijuana, don't care if gays marry (the straight people protest simply by not marrying other dudes) which Americans don't seem to understand. It is good in America, as long as one parties views are enforced onto another.

Another great thing about Canada: most of us stopped believing and basing our social issues on the magical fictacious person Americans refer to as Jesus. (was it jesus?? is that the name, im not sure...)

One final thing, we give so much oil to india, and china, if you guys even thought of taking over it would be the entire international community to our rescue since... what is that reason again??? OH YEAH!!!


EVERYBODY LIKES US, AND NOBODY LIKES YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


please don't think all of us American's are like this idiot.

[WhiteAfricanAmerican]

.....most of us stopped believing and basing our social issues on the magical fictacious person Americans refer to as Jesus. (was it jesus?? is that the name, im not sure...)

heheehe

You want evidence this moron is infact a moron.

Just look at that statement.

For Jesus to be ficticious, the entire history of the world around the time of Christ, has to be ficticious, considering there is documented evidence both by Roman govenors and Jewish historians that Jesus existed, and performed 'wonderous acts'

Flavius Joephus and Pontius Pilot both documented Christ's existance.

That's what smoking pot will get you, kids, a delusional mind.

[Dagummit]

heheehe

You want evidence this moron is infact a moron.

Just look at that statement.

For Jesus to be ficticious, the entire history of the world around the time of Christ, has to be ficticious, considering there is documented evidence both by Roman govenors and Jewish historians that Jesus existed, and performed 'wonderous acts'

Flavius Joephus and Pontius Pilot both documented Christ's existance.

That's what smoking pot will get you, kids, a delusional mind.

WAA-

I had defended this goober slightly in my earlier post. I didn't read the entire post. I had only seen how he was upset over yankee doodles idiotic post starting this thread. Now that I see what he actually thinks...he is a moron too. Calling Jesus (the Lord God) fictious? He is a loser.

Hey canadian boy-

while I still believe yankee doodle is an idiot for wanting to invade canada over water and I hope real canadians don't categorize all right wingers in the same light as him, you are simply uneducated and moronic to say that Jesus wasn't real. You sir, need to revisist history. May I suggest Lee Strobel's "A Case for Christ" and "A Case for Faith"...it'll do you loads of good.

[RightisRightLeftisWrong]

Listen here f*ck tard. It is not our problem that you have a bigger cut of the great lakes and still can't manage your water supplies well enough to support your population. Maybe if the hics in Texas cut down on their excessive lawn watering there would be more for everyone. And give me a f*cking break... the U.S.A has tons of trees but you morons keep cutting them down to expand your precious corporations.

ROFL your low intelligence shows, considering we have twice the population than Canada so we taken in more water than you “Canucks.” Hic of course is a complete understatement when referring Texas. And we still do have tons of trees not as much as you because your economy is so low you that your Canadian celebrities have to pay for you economy to be stable witch it isn’t.


Well I hate to break it to you people, but us Canucks are much cooler people. We are open minded, love to smoke marijuana, don't care if gays marry (the straight people protest simply by not marrying other dudes) which Americans don't seem to understand. It is good in America, as long as one parties views are enforced onto another.

Man that’s a shame you think your cooler people just because you like to bf each other while smoking a pound a weed and then try to think what hockey team will win next season, if you think that’s cool then go for it but in the worlds eyes its not. Please do me a favor and lay off the weed before you probably lose all your brain cells and go get an education.


Another great thing about Canada: most of us stopped believing and basing our social issues on the magical fictacious person Americans refer to as Jesus. (was it jesus?? is that the name, im not sure...)

One final thing, we give so much oil to india, and china, if you guys even thought of taking over it would be the entire international community to our rescue since... what is that reason again??? OH YEAH!!!

LMFAO and international community of what cap guns and sticks face it man Canada DOS'NT HAVE A *UCKING ARMY WORTH SHIT! Mexico could invade you and take over if they wanted I was reading where Mexico has a larger army than Canada if that isn’t sad than what is.


EVERYBODY LIKES US, AND NOBODY LIKES YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everybody likes Canada??? Really my dads been to several countries and when it comes to economy and army you guys always get made fun of so please expand your way of thinking get an education, grow some brain cells if you have any left and stop sleeping with homos.

[the-man]

is it just me, or does this post SCREAM LOSER! You really think any other country on this planet can take us? We've been beatin the shit outta everyone for soo long, ever since the beginning.

you know we do have a nasty habbit of kicking all the super power countries asses. Its funny a bunch of angry farmers and towns folk beat the crap out of the british. We then went after germany when it was kicking europe all over the place. All that we have left is russia. but right now we are practicing with the middle east.

[Android]

EVERYBODY LIKES US, AND NOBODY LIKES YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think perhaps you might want to think this one out a little.
Ask the rest of the world if they like us when their hands are out. Ask the rest of the world this: Who contributes more $$ around the globe than the next 40 countries COMBINED? (your country included in there but towards the BOTTOM of that list). Ask the rest of the world which country is it that sends their brave solders to bail them out when their pathetic little balls are being screwed to the wall by some fascist nation, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
I too am proud of my hard working Canadian ancestors. But I try to follow in their footsteps by working hard, not by throwing insults at Canada's closest and largest friend. The same friend that guards your precious oil reserves and shipments as you pour them into our enemies economy (in case you don't know which one that is, here you go:CHINA).
And just to help you find your identity, you are not a Proud Canadian, You are an Anti American.
P.S. And to get a personal dig in on you, ask your self when the Stanley Cup was last Won by a Canadian Team! HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[SealabFan77]

Man, it's gotta be sooooooo EASY for Canada, being praised by the biggest douche nossle in America, being the the foster child of the biggest pussy country in the world. CANADIAN BACON ISN'T BACON AND YOUR BEER SUCKS!


P.S. And to get a personal dig in on you, ask your self when the Stanley Cup was last Won by a Canadian Team! HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Thanks for taking the words right outta my mouth :icon_lol:

[FKLBRLS]

CANADIAN BACON ISN'T BACON
You said it Sealab! I can't stand it when I go to a crappy pizza place and ask for bacon on my pizza and they offer me canadian bacon. It's ham with a different name!

the U.S.A has tons of trees but you morons keep cutting them down to expand your precious corporations.
Yes, we do have tons of trees, more than we did 100 years ago. We do keep cutting them down as demand dictates. BUT WE ALSO PLANT ANYWHERE BETWEEN 2 AND 7 TREES FOR EVERY 1 TREE WE CUT DOWN!

[RightisRightLeftisWrong]

ROFL where did that crazy Canadian go?

[Wadi66]

ROFL where did that crazy Canadian go?Trolls come and go. :icon_mrgr He's fairly bright though, at lest he realized is was in over his head.