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Tootoo
07-15-2005, 02:30 PM
Ew.

TORONTO — An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyzer after stuffing his mouth full of feces. “I don’t think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that,” South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

“I’ve never heard of anything like this before,” said the 28-year police veteran.

Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside of Barrie, the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.

En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the car.

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste “and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine.”

It didn’t work, Buchanan said.
What in the world are they drinking in Canada? But speaking of crappy situations… (http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20050330-9999-7m30misty.html)

FightinDaMan
07-15-2005, 02:44 PM
Police failed to find the baggie.

haha. Both funny stories.

Wadi66
07-16-2005, 12:06 AM
Man I wonder how long it takes to get THAT taste out of your mouth.

Arbiter
07-16-2005, 12:47 AM
Id rather not even wonder lol

RightisRightLeftisWrong
07-16-2005, 01:12 PM
Wow that guy is a tard I would rather go to jail than put crap in my mouth.