How many consrevatives does it take?

[Argonath]

. . . . . to screw in a lightbulb?


None. There's nothing wrong with the lightbulb, in fact, it's getting better everyday. it's supporters, such as light switch and wires, are being pushed aside by your arrogance. Why do you hate America?

I heard of another site. if you like it, cool, if not, that's cool to.

[IHL]

Yeah, we are the ones that hate America. We are not the ones that compare our military to Nazis and the gulags. (Dick Durbin - Democrat). We are not the ones that call our political enemies evil and corrupt and never having worked a day in their lives (Howard Dean - Democrat). We are not the ones that burn the American flag at rallies and call it Patriotic (liberal Democrats). We are not the ones that rush to defend the enemies of the United States, but rush to create false stories to make America look bad (CBS/Dan Rather - Democrat) and Newsweek, (liberal).

In typical fashion you throw out a baseless claim. When will you people learn.


(Now, stand back and watch the personal attacks and references to Halliburton fly.)

[stackdogg]

I think you missed the fact that it was a joke.

[owl_the_beatnik]

hooray for Halliburton

[IHL]

No, I understand it was a joke but based on his other comments, he means it.

[HOKIEHUNTER]

. . . . . to screw in a lightbulb?


None. There's nothing wrong with the lightbulb, in fact, it's getting better everyday. it's supporters, such as light switch and wires, are being pushed aside by your arrogance. Why do you hate America?

you're right on the number of conservatives it takes to screw in the lightbulb, but your justification is wrong. It's the democrats who say there's nothing wrong with the light bulb and the republicans keep getting undermined at every attempt to change the bulb.

-if the light bulb chooses not to work, who are we to say anything, we should install a new light bulb next to it while still suppling the original light bulb with energy.

-the lightbulb can't help the fact that it's dying, what we need to do is syphon electricity from all the normal hardworking lightbulb and provide it to the dead one in order to make the playing field fair.

-the democrats think that burning the flag provides plenty light and filibuster the republicans decision to change the bulb.

-The light bulb doesn't wanna follow the norm and conform to it's job as just being a light bulb and function normally, it's rebellious and it has the right to free speech / rebellion.

-the light bulb produces WHITE light, and that's just racist...

-then you have the democrats that chain themselves to the new lightbulbs b/c they don't want progress in their spare light bulb forest.

-The libs say it's the rebuplicans fault the light bulb died b/c they secretly killed it in order to promote business (buying of new light bulbs).

-the democrats see that there's a vacancy in the light bulb socket, but just to piss of the republicans won't allow them to pick the appropriate bulb to fill the void.

-How dare the republicans take action without the UN, i mean honestly what were they thinking? we need to globally test the lightbulb, see if the world thinks we should change it, then if we get the ok from france and company we can change the lightbulb.

- the demcrats won't let the male repairman change the bulb b/c a woman could do the job better even though there are no woman repairmen around.

-the democrats mass present the problem to the nation and put a twist on it to make the republicans look like evil nazis b/c they're making that bulb work and throwing out the "massacred" one.

See the Repubs. realizze the bulb is dead and are tired of working in the dark. The democrats think the dead bulb has all these rights and block every attempt at replacing the problem. Get the hell out of our way and the bulb will be changed in a jiffy but until then all our manpower is devoted to quelling your stupid made-up attacks on our ideals.

[FightinDaMan]

No, I understand it was a joke but based on his other comments, he means it.

I still think you missed it. The response is supposed to be said from a conservative viewpoint. It was a conservative asking why the speaker hates America for suggesting that a lightbulb needs to be changed, parodying the right's suggestion that those who question the President hate America.

[Argonath]

It was a friggin' joke, i found it on the internet, i meant nothing by it. i thought it was funny (however annoyingly untrue), so i put it up to see what you think. It's harmless! Really!

[HOKIEHUNTER]

maybe, but the wording looked more like a deliberate attack on conservatives. you may have mispelled something there or put words out of order, but i got the impression you called us all retarded and then were making some mention to the fact you supported DU. Sorry if we misconstrued you, but it was easily misconstrued.

[deek]

yes, i thought it was against conservatives also when i first read it.

[Argonath]

It is. I found it on a Left-wing site. i just wanted to know what you thought. I also need to figure out how to spell check for mispells and such. any help in the matter would be welcome. and in case your wondering, i can't remember the site.

[Wadi66]

It is. I found it on a Left-wing site. i just wanted to know what you thought. I also need to figure out how to spell check for mispells and such. any help in the matter would be welcome. and in case your wondering, i can't remember the site.we don't use that option. I would suggest copy/paste from a word program if your spelling isn't up to par.

[Argonath]

Okay, thanks.

[IHL]

Try this... http://www.iespell.com/

[HOKIEHUNTER]

wait, wait, wait, according to FDM, COUNT, and CHI you're a worthless sack of shit if you can't spell right when typing fast. You have nothing to add unless your grammatical structure is poetic in nature. they will rail you (well not you send you spout liberal BS most of the time) for a small grammatical error overlooked while typing fast. So don't let simple mistakes happen again or the whole site will discredit you for being a moron isn't that right count?

[Argonath]

wait, wait, wait, according to FDM, COUNT, and CHI you're a worthless sack of shit if you can't spell right when typing fast. You have nothing to add unless your grammatical structure is poetic in nature. they will rail you (well not you send you spout liberal BS most of the time) for a small grammatical error overlooked while typing fast. So don't let simple mistakes happen again or the whole site will discredit you for being a moron isn't that right count?

umm. . . I think you were being sarcastic here, but I can't quite tell. . . .

[HOKIEHUNTER]

i will never actually discredit anything anyone says on this site due to an accidental spelling or grammer slip. i'm above those thing

[Argonath]

okay. confused for the moment. heh, heh.

[rightwingxtremist]

you're right on the number of conservatives it takes to screw in the lightbulb, but your justification is wrong. It's the democrats who say there's nothing wrong with the light bulb and the republicans keep getting undermined at every attempt to change the bulb

Yeah, just like Social Security and the UN!

- Nate

[WhiteAfricanAmerican]

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb, they still might not change it, to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.

[Argonath]

no, no. 100. otherwise all the people of the world won't be racialy represented in the debate.

[WhiteAfricanAmerican]

Good one.

(I hate that little message that tells me what I want to say is too short. See, now I have to type this garbage just to make it happy)